GO AWAY I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE

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today was really good

i just feel sorta awk because i told the bike club dudes that i have a bike and now i can’t find it

i think my mom dumped it or it got stolen that one time and we didn’t notice

oops

Posted at 4:12PM

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Reblogged from fantasticallyweirdshit, Originally posted by pi4nobl4ck

pi4nobl4ck:

Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.

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Reblogged from dionthesocialist, Originally posted by tukru-perkele

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Reblogged from dionthesocialist, Originally posted by everyoneislovely

Woman v. The Government

Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?

Government: No.

Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?

Government: No.

Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?

Government: No.

Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.

Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?

Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.

Government: No.

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Reblogged from alarmforce, Originally posted by iraffiruse

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Reblogged from skwisgaarskwigelf, Originally posted by rocknrollwitches

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Reblogged from patrickharris, Originally posted by nowiamarealsickie

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Reblogged from captainmars, Originally posted by misfitsworld

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i don’t want to step foot in a sushi restaurant or anywhere that sells a lot of fish ever again

let’s just say dissecting dogfish aka mini sharks is awful and slightly traumatizing

Posted at 6:33PM / Tags: ours was like LUMPY

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Reblogged from aworldwherethereareoctobers, Originally posted by yesyesjessica

Men are told from birth that their ideas are just as important as their bodies. Men are encouraged to be bold and loud—throw stuff at the wall and see what sticks over and over again—and that’s exactly where great comedy comes from. Comedy clubs are almost always run by men, and they’re safe spaces for men.

http://jezebel.com/5914084/hey-men-im-funnier-than-you?utm_campaign=socialflow_jezebel_twitter&utm_source=jezebel_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow (via yesyesjessica)

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Reblogged from fortheloveofbeemo, Originally posted by fortheloveofbeemo